So as you know, the Lady Terps got the 1 seed in the female incarnation of March Madness. This Sunday, they take on the Dartmouth Whatever Their Mascot Is (the Fighting Executives? The Demon Hangovers? Wait, no…it’s this guy) in the friendly confines of Comcast Center.

The Dartmouth ladies put in their reps.
Too bad for Dahtmath that they can’t play the game in New Hampshah! Where people talk about respectable things. Like the economy! Ah, they economy. Who out theah wants to talk about the economy? Hey, wheah did Edwina put my scatch and sodaaaah!?!?
Sorry. I must be losing my mind waiting for the tourney to start. They don’t call it March Madness for nothing. So yeah, good luck ladies goterps.










I’m not sure I get it. Was there some kind of scandal?
Dartmouth is a big drinking school. Their unofficial mascot is a keg for chrissakes.