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Caleb Porzel's gonna reverse the Earth's rotation

On August 27, 2009, In Maryland sports, By Scott

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If Maryland is deep anywhere, it’s at running back, where Da’rel Scott leads the pack of usual suspects.

But now, from the bowels of training camp depth charts, a new candidate emerges. Look! Up in the sky! It’s Caleb Porzel! Apparently, the dude is so fast that the coaches can’t keep him off the field.

Terps alpha blog Testudo Times cites a couple Twitter feeds noting Porzel’s apparently blinding speed. How fast is he? Well, according to his Scout.com profile, he runs a 4.21 40 time. That is fast. Really fast. Good God, that is fast. To give you a frame of reference, the fastest 40 time at the 2009 NFL combine — turned in by our own Darrius Heyward-Bey, no less — was 4.30.

Here’s hoping he gets in on some kick or punt returns, at least. And in so doing, he shall smite our enemies! Look out, Heisman!

Isn’t training camp the best?

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2 Responses to “Caleb Porzel's gonna reverse the Earth's rotation”

OnlineGamesPro says:

August 28, 2009 at 11:36 am

He runs at he runs a 4.21 40 ??? That is incredibly fast!!
Caleb Porzel Leaves Maryland Football Team, Me All Like “That’s Not Good” says:

July 23, 2010 at 10:12 am

[...] Da’rel Scott alongside Davin Meggett and D.J. Adams — but man…that dude was FAST. He ran a 4.2 40-yard dash. That is not a misprint. He was the rare local recruit who went to [...]