Lookie what arrived in my inbox this morning. Apparently Papa John’s gives out a free topping for every touchdown scored in the Maryland game from the previous weekend. And if they win, the toppings double. So after winning 51-24, well…er, that’s a lot of math.
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TERRAPIN TUESDAY UPDATE!Twelve (12) FREE TOPPINGS
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| It’s Terrapin Tuesday! Every Tuesday following each Maryland football game Papa John’s, the official pizza partner of Maryland Athletics, is offering a free topping for every touchdown scored on a large $9.99 cheese pizza. When the Terps win, the toppings double! This past weekend, Maryland scored six touchdowns in their 51-24 victory over the Eastern Michigan Eagles. That means you get Twelve (12) FREE TOPPINGS on a LARGE $9.99 cheese pizza! Visit www.papajohns.com to find the location nearest you and order your large $9.99 12-topping pizza today! |
Good God…twelve toppings? I’d like my pizza to have pepperoni, double cheese, black olives, sausage, onions, tomatoes, green olives, er, sauce, did I say double cheese already? Well, then triple it, bitch! I can’t believe Papa John’s doesn’t offer shitaki mushrooms yet. I only eat shitakis. Way to know your clientele, guys. I want to know what happens if they lose and don’t score. You probably get a free breadstick…up your ass! Yes.