Shell Games » Better Ingredients http://shell-games.com Just two rabid Terps fans, speaking their piece. Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:05:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Soccer game preview in 50 words or less http://shell-games.com/2008/12/soccer-game-preview-in-50-words-or-less/ http://shell-games.com/2008/12/soccer-game-preview-in-50-words-or-less/#comments Fri, 12 Dec 2008 15:20:11 +0000 Scott http://shellgames.wordpress.com/?p=1092 2590529

Game at Pizza Hut Park. PanNormous walls and breadstick columns. First 10,000 fans get free case of the runs. Tickets $1 with purchase of three tickets of equal or greater value.

Only 15 words left. Both teams tough, could be low-scoring, Terps on roll, they win. Tonight ESPNU 8pm, tomorrow ESPN2 11am. Goterps.

(Photo credit: UMTerps.com – these words don’t count)

]]> http://shell-games.com/2008/12/soccer-game-preview-in-50-words-or-less/feed/ 2 They ain't 12 pizzer toppins', Papa John's http://shell-games.com/2008/09/they-aint-12-pizza-toppins-papa-johns/ http://shell-games.com/2008/09/they-aint-12-pizza-toppins-papa-johns/#comments Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:30:17 +0000 Scott http://shellgames.wordpress.com/?p=451 Lookie what arrived in my inbox this morning.  Apparently Papa John’s gives out a free topping for every touchdown scored in the Maryland game from the previous weekend.  And if they win, the toppings double. So after winning 51-24, well…er, that’s a lot of math. 


TERRAPIN TUESDAY UPDATE!Twelve (12) FREE TOPPINGS          
It’s Terrapin Tuesday! Every Tuesday following each Maryland football game Papa John’s, the official pizza partner of Maryland Athletics, is offering a free topping for every touchdown scored on a large $9.99 cheese pizza. When the Terps win, the toppings double! This past weekend, Maryland scored six touchdowns in their 51-24 victory over the Eastern Michigan Eagles. That means you get Twelve (12) FREE TOPPINGS on a LARGE $9.99 cheese pizza! Visit www.papajohns.com to find the location nearest you and order your large $9.99 12-topping pizza today!


Good God…twelve toppings?  I’d like my pizza to have pepperoni, double cheese, black olives, sausage, onions, tomatoes, green olives, er, sauce, did I say double cheese already?  Well, then triple it, bitch!  I can’t believe Papa John’s doesn’t offer shitaki mushrooms yet.  I only eat shitakis.  Way to know your clientele, guys.  I want to know what happens if they lose and don’t score.  You probably get a free breadstick…up your ass! Yes.

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