“Wow.  Unfreakingbelievable.”  That’s the text message I sent my friend Brett as I was leaving Comcast Center this afternoon.  After a back-and-forth game that included five lead changes in the final minute, I felt like I had actually been playing, and in the course of playing I had suffered a minor heart attack.  This game ranked up there in “Best Sporting Events I’ve Ever Seen Live”.  Both teams left everything out on the court.  Thank goodness it had a happy ending.  Here are the most coherent thoughts I can collect after seeing Cliff Tucker’s Shot Heard Round College Park.

Let’s go right to the game’s ending, because that’s what this game will be remembered for.  1:20 left in the game, it’s tied 68-68, and Eric Hayes hits a three.  The crowd goes nuts.  Everyone’s feeling good.  A hard fought game seems to finally be tipping in the Terps favor.  Georgia Tech gets the ball, Lawal misses his shot, but Derrick “Sexual” Favors gets the tip in off his 52nd offensive rebound of the day.  That has to be some kind of record.  Maryland has the ball up one.  The Terps get the ball into Dino Gregory and he misses from POINT BLANK RANGE.  After what was otherwise a solid game, Dino leaves us all shaking our heads, and of course Tech gets a jumper out of D’Andre Bell to fall for a 72-71 GT lead with 18 seconds left.

I start to feel The Fear.  Dread is starting to seep in at Comcast Center, but Terps fans are still pumped to get the last shot.  After a timeout, Greivis surprises everyone by getting a quick two, and Maryland’s up by one again, 73-72.  Elation returns.  Maryland fans start to celebrate.

This is where things got a little crazy.

Thirteen seconds left and GT has no timeouts, so they have to frantically drive the length of the floor.  Iman Shumpert, who had one of the better games of his life today, throws up a desperation shot.  As he’s shooting I yell at the top of my lungs, “PLEASE GET THE RE-BOUND!”  Time slows.  I can feel my temples throb.  Shumpert’s shot misses, but Derrick Favors collects his ninth offensive rebound of the day and puts the ball in the hoop.  “NOOOOOOOOO!”  Tech up 74-73.  Maryland didn’t get any breaks today, and this was no exception.

There are two seconds left.  I look up and Greivis has the ball in his hands at midcourt.  He heaves a shot… a whistle blows… the shot banks in!  Terps win!  The crowd goes nuts!  But it surfaces that Keith Booth had called a timeout right before Gerivis’s shot, and the crowd is suddenly quieted.  I have my head in my hands.  My friend Julie, a season ticket holder who brought me to the game, has tears in her eyes.  Her husband Mark is yelling.  It doesn’t seem possible.

What followed was just plain surreal.  There was five minutes of debate among the refs as to how much time should be on the clock.  This delay gave the fans, players, and coaches just enough time to breathe some oxygen, which, combined with the adrenaline and natural electricity shooting off everyones’ bodies, had the effect of providing everyone with that strange sense of calm that you probably feel right before you die.  Hayes goes to inbound, and suddenly the clock goes from .9 to .1, and the crowd yells out various explicatives.  Hayes is pointing at the clock.  The refs catch on and put 1.5 seconds on the clock, which is what it should be.  There was little hope among Terps fans at this point.  As my coblogger Scott would later put it, “I felt as though the Terps had spent all their karma on Vasquez’s shot.”  Everyone there shared the same sentiment.

1.5 seconds left, Maryland down one, Hayes to inbound.  He looks right and Greivis is blanketed.  Cliff Tucker springs free at the three point line.  The pass goes to Tucker and his defender is a step late, giving him time to square and shoot.  Cliff for THREEEEEE… THE SHOT RATTLES IN!  Maryland wins 76-74!  Cliff Tucker is the hero!  It’s pandemonium in the Comcast Center!  Fans are jumping around.  Terps players are chasing each other around the court, looking to hug-tackle each other in elation.  Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!

That was three hours ago and I’m still checking my pulse to make sure that I’m not in cardiac arrest.  I’m going to remember this game for a long time.  I can’t help but think that the chances of a team hitting two buzzer beating shots in a row to win, only to have the first one be discounted by a timeout and the second one drop, have to be astronomical.  I’m just glad I saw it with my own eyes.

This is why I love sports.

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What…what just happened? Wait…did I…did I actually call this game perfectly?  Is that what happened? Did my predicted Maryland butt-kicking of N.C. State just come to fruition?  Whatever happened, it’s sweet, baby, as the Terps smeared N.C. State Wolfpack 88-64.  I only wish my score prediction hadn’t been so conservative. To the points:

  1. What else did I predict? Can you refresh my memory? I believe I said Sean Mosely would go off. Well, he ended up with 13 points (and it would have been more if not for a somewhat off shooting night), 7 boards and 4 assists. Scott Wood, welcome to the ACC.
  2. I believe I also predicted a big night from one Cliff Tucker. And I believe you can add another check to the “things Scott was right about” column. Eleven points and one steal in 17 crisp minutes. Bravo, sir. And Cliff, nice job, too. Okay, I’ve had my moment.
  3. Maryland did a great job around the rim defensively. They limited the Pack’s second chances and always seemed to be drawing fouls, rather than committing them (21 State fouls to 16 for the Terps), which means they were a little quicker to the ball.
  4. Maryland did not do a great job around the rim offensively. I saw Jordan Williams, Eric Hayes, Dino Gregory, and Mosely all miss some easy ones. It’s an odd recurring theme with no quick (or at least apparent) solution.
  5. Speaking of Dino, though, and getting back to defense, Dino did an outstanding job on Tracy Smith. He used great footwork to stay between Smith and the basket and keep him out of the lane. Tracy still netted an 18 and 10, but he sure had to work for it.
  6. One more point on the defense: N.C. State averages 72 points per game on 46 percent shooting. Tonight, they got 64 points on 36 percent shooting. Only eight points below average, but again, we made them work. And they didn’t seem to enjoy it. Maybe that’s why an eight-point halftime lead went to 17 by the 10-minute mark, and ended up at 22.
  7. A nice 9-9 for Jordan Williams, but more aggression at the rim would be a positive.
  8. In addition to his great offensive game, Mosely also led the way in shutting down Dennis Horner, the team’s second leading scorer (and 18th in the ACC). Horner got four points on 1-5 shooting, well below his average of 13.
  9. Vasquez had 19 to lead all scorers, but for the second consecutive game, just about all of it came in the second half. Who is he now, Kobe Bryant? He is The Closer. The Vasquez Shimmy is like the Red Auerbach Cigar, only minus the ten championships and hundreds of victories and so forth.
  10. And last but most certainly not least: CONGRATULATIONS TO GARY WILLIAMS ON HIS 1000TH GAME!!! I love you, man.

(Photo credit: UMTerps.com)

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I’ve always felt a strange kinship with N.C. State.  Against the ACC’s many basketball monoliths, these two teams come off like the shrieking apes.  They’re usually in the middle of the pack.  They’re both known as giant killers.  They always find new and exotic ways to under- and overacheive (but never just “achieve”).  And they always have chips on their shoulders for having to sit at the kids’ table.  But at the same time, both teams have histories laden with truly glorious moments (not to mention championships).  And lest we forget, these two teams played a game in 1974 that is, even in this age where every good game is an INSTANT CLASSIC, still regarded as one of the greatest of all time.

The similarities are especially pronounced so far this season. Both teams lost some tough ones early, with the Pack losing to Florida on a buzzer-beater from the three-point line — no, the other three-point line.  But lately, the two teams — Maryland now at 12-5 and N.C. State at 13-6 — have made runs, with N.C. State again notching the most notable game after Wednesday’s defeat of Duke (which I totally saw coming).

So I feel a bond with the N.C. State. Whenever we collide, it feels like a fight between two mongeese. And in the end, no matter the outcome, somewhere out there, a cobra is smiling.

And that’s why it pains me to tell you this, N.C. State:  We’re gonna kick your butts tomorrow.

Whenever I’ve watched the Pack this year, I’m left with the feeling that middle school custodians are playing pick-up hoops after the kids are done with the court.  I wouldn’t exactly label top players Tracy Smith and Dennis Horner natural-born athletes; both appear to know their way around a dollar menu. And Sidney Lowe’s not helping anything over there; he looks like the guy taking their order.

Sorry, Tracy. It's true.

So why are they winning?  Well, they’re decent at just about everything, even if they are truly excellent in just about nothing. Just to see if I can fit another strange analogy in here, they are not unlike the Island of Misfit Toys.  For example, Horner’s tall at 6′9″, but he’s more of a shooter than a banger. Smith can bang, and he can score, but for a guy that big, he can’t rebound. And for such a highly touted player, I’ve never really seen him take over a game. Point guard Javier Gonzalez is frisky but undersized. Scott Wood gets the Jin Soo Choi Award for being a shooter who doesn’t always like to shoot.

Personnel-wise, this is a good matchup for Maryland. We can use our athleticism to get around the lumbering big men and through their smaller guards, which include two sophomores.  Sean Mosely and Cliff Tucker, in particular, should be able to handle whomever N.C. State puts on them.  Add in the fact that N.C. State will be coasting on fumes after the Duke win, and I think we’ve got a romp on our hands.  Saturday, 6 p.m., ESPN2.

Prediction: N.C. State 62, Maryland 75

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Do you recall any time in recent memory when the Terps dominated a legit opponent the way they dominated Boston College 73-57 yesterday? I don’t. I only need five points for this one.

  1. I’m of the opinion that Maryland is currently playing its best ball of the Greivis Vasquez era. And that includes the man himself (17 and nine). This is even sweeter after 2009’s BC loss that served as the nadir of the season.
  2. Maryland: 50 percent shooting, 58 percent from three. BC: 37 percent shooting, 35 from three. Maryland: 12 steals, 20 transition points. Boston: 18 turnovers, 4 transition points. The Terps controlled this thing on both ends, wire to wire. The only bad spot: BC outrebounded us 40 to 28. That’ll always be a demon for Maryland.
  3. To be fair and balanced, BC is in a horrible funk right now. Normally a solid defensive group, this team can’t guard a cow pasture in broad daylight…they’re ninth in the ACC in scoring defense, 11th in blocks and turnover margin, and dead last in FG percentage defense, scoring margin, and steals. Oy. Co-captain B.J. Parish is the deadest dead weight that ever died. I almost — ALMOST — feel bad for them.
  4. Finally, a great night for the Terps bench! Pop the champagne. Tucker and Bowie combined for 29 points on 11-19 shooting, two steals, one assist and one turnover.
  5. A little breather this Tuesday against Longwood before resuming ACC play with N.C. State and Miami. If Maryland keeps it up, we’ll be 15-5 heading into a big game at Clemson on Jan. 31. Here’s hoping they keep it up. This is starting to look like maybe it could possibly have the potential to be a fun stretch run. Maybe.

(Photo credit: Mary Schwalm/Associated Press via the Washington Post)

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If a thrilling overtime game ends in a loss, is it still thrilling? NO, DAMMIT! IT’S NOT! WE LOST!! Just couldn’t salvage the 85-83 squeaker. Here’s some points:

  1. Seriously, it was a great game. Wake tried to pull away in the second half but we wouldn’t let them. Maryland had shots to win…they just didn’t go in. The Terps lost, but didn’t lose their heads. How does the selection committee weight stuff like that?
  2. Al-Farouq Aminu is a multi-talented guy. Strong post player, big-time shot blocker, runs the floor, handles the ball, and he was great in The Blind Side. Got a bright future, this kid.
  3. After all of Gary’s hand-wringing about playing on short rest, the team didn’t gas. Let this end any lingering questions about team conditioning and/or yoga habits.
  4. Vasquez: 30 points, 7 assists, 3 rebounds, 6 turnovers. The Maryland bench: 14 points, 1 assist, 8 rebounds, 2 turnovers.
  5. While I’m on the bench, exactly one day after I said Cliff Tucker was on a roll and Adrian Bowie was the odd man out, Huxtable throws up a 2-0-0 and Bowie pours in a 10-1-4. I give up. Can’t we just meld these two into one player already?
  6. From the land of baseless second-guessing, I think Coach Williams may have kept Freshman Williams out a little too long at the end of the first half. That’s when the momentum first swung to Wake, due mainly to the unabated dunking. We missed Steve Goins in this one. Get well soon, Steve!
  7. C.J. Harris…who knew?
  8. We outrebounded them (43-41), got more assists (18-12), and committed one fewer turnover (15-16). How did we lose this game? Oh, right, they made more shots.
  9. In a chillingly recurrent theme, Maryland had a hard time finishing around the rim. Wake had no such problem…I counted about 11 dunks, none of which came from Chas “Harlan Williams” McFarland
  10. Dear Raycom Sports play-by-play announcer Steve Martin: Anthony Bowie played for Oklahoma in the 80s. Shane Mosely is a boxer. To my knowledge, neither was involved in tonight’s game. But good try, you was close.
  11. (Photo credit: The Baltimore Sun)

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In some ways, the ACC basketball formula is not difficult to decipher.  You run it, you gun it, you rinse, you repeat.

The take-home message?  It’s a lot of running. A lot of gunning. That’s why depth is such a key issue. And that’s why Maryland’s underwhelming bench production is causing some gastroenterological discomfort in some territories of Terpland.

Before the Florida State game, the eight bench players — Adrian Bowie, Cliff Tucker, Dino Gregory, James Padgett, Jin Soo Choi, Steve Goins, David Pearman, and Ersin Levent –  were averaging 2.6 points on 35 percent shooting, 0.5 assists, and 1.3 rebounds in 10 minutes of playing time per player per game.  Thus, the entire bench is delivering 21 points, four assists and 11 rebounds each game — or, 26 percent of the scoring, 30 percent of the rebounds, and 23 percent of the assists. Compare this to North Carolina, whose reserves are scoring 3.3 points per player per game, or 42 percent of the team’s points. On the other end of the rankings spectrum, the eight N.C. State reserves who have attempted a shot of any kind are averaging 2.5 points per player per game, or 30 percent of the team’s points.  

It’s more than numbers, though…we need bodies to man the perimeter and/or establish any semblance of an effective press.  An unreliable bench also carries clear implications for Maryland’s starters, for whom a lack of bench production means heavy minutes…I did the math and it’s 29 mpg to be exact, tied with Duke and Wake for most in the ACC.  It also means extra performance anxiety for the starters, maybe not exactly what the doctor ordered for this fairly high-strung team and its fairly high-strung best player.  

But lately, the bench is showing signs of life. The jailbreak that was Winston-Salem State was encouraging, but it was still Winston-Salem State, a veritable open bar of stat-quaffing.  More meaningful to me was yesterday’s Florida State win.  Cliff Tucker led the reserves with eight points in 16 minutes. Dino Gregory gave his most Dino-Gregorian effort yet, with the putbacks and the rebounds and the yeoman’s defense and the hey hey hey. Padgett had some confident moves on the low block that were particularly impressive against the Ents of FSU. Of the reserves, only Adrian Bowie was held scoreless (more on him later). But generally, slowly, gradually, this bench may be starting to emerge.

That trend will probably continue to some extent due to a few self-corrections.  I included every reserve in the numbers above, because they do log minutes in cupcake games. Moving forward, though, it’s reasonable to expect that the Levents and Pearmans of the world, God bless them, will probably not see game action for the remainder of the season (with the possible exception of Longwood). Gone as well is Jin Soo Choi, as are his binary code stat lines. Freshman Padgett continues his development. And of course, Dino Gregory is back from suspension and rounding into form.

Let’s assume Dino keeps on his current pace and is a solid bench contributor the rest of the way. He’s our best overall reserve and number one glue guy, to use a phrase that just passed Tom Brady and is rapidly overtaking American Idol on my big list of things I find to be tired. That really leaves Tucker, Bowie, Padgett, and Goins as the wild cards here. Even with Choi’s departure, Goins’ involvement remains iffy at best as long as he continues to battle The Little Knee Injury That Could. Padgett is showing flashes, but that’s still all they are — flashes. Anything we get from him is gravy. But his play is promising. His minutes and numbers plummeted with Dino’s return, but he still plays hard whenever he sees the court, and always seems to unveil a new improvement or wrinkle to his game (last night, it was a nifty post pivot and sparkling two-for-two from the free throw line. Seriously…that’s sparkling.)

Which brings us back to Tucker and Bowie, or as I like to call them, The Mystery Twins. Great name, right? I was thinking about printing up some T-shirts. Apparel aside, one minute they’re MIA, the next they’re the best athlete on the team. Right now Tucker is the one rolling, but that could change any moment. His big breakout came against Winston-Salem, but began well before that with a renewed commitment to practice and teammates. Nevertheless, in the early season he managed to burrow his way into Coach Williams’ bad graces yet again, climaxing (if that’s the right word) with a DNP-CD against Indiana and a big four minutes versus Eastern Kentucky.  But over the last five games or so, his minutes and production have stabilized. But that could change at any moment, so how stable is it really? That’s life…with The Mystery Twins. Coming soon to NBC!

Adrian Bowie seems a little less mercurial than Cliff, but on the other hand he has just plain underperformed in 15 mpg this year, which is way down from his 24 average last season. Right now, Bowie is a disappointment and a soft spot in this Maryland rotation. And that’s coming from a bona fide Bowie fan. Not to wax all philosophical and crap, but he seems to have stopped growing as a player. He’s only averaging 3.4 ppg (to Tucker’s 6) and has pulled the donut hole five times, including against FSU. He slashes more than Jason Voorhies but is considerably less devastating with it, in part because he doesn’t have anything else in his game that defenders need to respect. Plus, at 6′2″, he isn’t big enough to be a scoring guard who can stop the other team’s scoring guard. He should be Eric Hayes’ backup, but isn’t. For whatever reason, he isn’t able (or willing) to run the point. Finally, he seems to disappear at strange times. Perhaps it’s just a coincidence, but still interesting that four of his five best statistical ACC games last year (Miami, Florida State, Boston College, and Duke at home) were all Terps losses.

So he’s a bit of a square peg in a round hole for this lineup. Tucker is more of a natural fit in terms of his size and his skill set. As his attitude has improved, so have his minutes and his game. It’s a self-perpetuating cycle. So with the rotation firming up and more players hitting their stride, perhaps this is the start of a larger trend. Gregory is the star of the bench, but if Tucker can remain consistent, we coax a little more out of Bowie, and Padgett gives us five decent minutes a game, we could really have something here. With the ACC schedule getting into full swing, we need every body we can get.

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Woo! Awesome team victory tonight, as the Terps upset #18 Florida State 77-68. FSU remains oh for the Comcast Center after its sixth game there. To the points:

  1. Game MVP: one Greivis Vasquez. Twenty-two points on 8-18 shooting, including some clutch shots down the stretch to quell an FSU rally. He also played brilliant defense, including some great helping D in the post. What a motor. This is the kind of game they tend to lose…a big lead evaporates and the team loses its composure. Vasquez didn’t let that happen tonight. I’m not exactly Vasquez Superfan 21 over here, but credit where it’s due: he was numero uno out there tonight.
  2. The bigs did a solid job on FSU’s formidable front court. Jordan Williams and Landon Milbourne seemed quicker and more nimble than Solomon Alabi et al, and were able to get Alabi in early foul trouble. They do need to box out more consistently, though.
  3. Clunky is not even the word for FSU’s offense. Seriously, do they have to start it up with a hand crank before every game? Is it powered by hamsters? If one of the bigs couldn’t get a layup, they kicked it out for three. If that didn’t work, they simply tossed the ball to the referee. By the end of the season, they’re gonna lead the nation in not dribbling. And that exhausts my cache of FSU’s-offense-stinks-related zingers.
  4. Fiesty crowd at Comcast tonight. Terp fans seem to understand that (a) this team needs a home-court advantage, and (b) they need it every game — not just Duke and Carolina.
  5. FSU commits a ton of turnovers (11th in ACC), and Maryland exploited that, forcing 12 turnovers and 17 fouls.  And it actually seemed like a lot more than that.
  6. Props to Cliff Tucker, who provided the Terps with a serious booster shot in 16 minutes off the bench. He’s out of Gary’s doghouse for now. Has Adrian Bowie (no points in 11 minutes) taken his place in there, or did Gary simply view Bowie’s slash-it-up style as a bad fit against the Noles’ Redwood forest of a frontcourt? As always, only TIME…will tell.
  7. The three starting guards (36 pts and 11 assists all together) did great jobs getting shots for themselves and others. FSU repeatedly fell for their pump fakes and step-backs, and they seemed committed to making the extra pass without getting gaudy abut it.
  8. Speaking of passing, Maryland was excellent in moving the ball around the zone, although it occasionally crossed into hot-potato territory. They backslid into freelancing at times, but by and large they showed real patience and poise — very encouraging.
  9. Gary shows again that he’s just better in underdog situations. (I also noticed he used the press pretty sparingly, which is good.)  Dear AP voters: please do not vote for Maryland.
  10. Tucker and Sean Mosely put the clamps on 6′9″ Chris Singleton, who wasn’t a major factor while the outcome was still in question. I’m no Singleton expert, but “passionate” isn’t a word I’d use to describe his personality on the court.

The Terps now travel to Wake for a Tuesday night game. Will be interesting to see what their focus is like after this win and on short rest.  They don’t have the luxury of letting up.

(Photo credit: Alan P. Santos/DC Sports Box)

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Scene: A nondescript dive in downtown Washington, D.C. Two guys sit at the bar, sipping glasses of beer.

Scott: What day is it? Friday?
Friend: Wednesday.
Scott:  Huh.  I really think it’s Friday.
Friend:  Nope. Hey, how’s your blog going?
Scott:  Kind of in a dead zone right now, but it’ll pick up again after the holidays when Ian and I are back from our vacations.
Friend: But doesn’t Maryland have a game tonight?
Scott: Nah, that’s not for another, like, three days.
Friend: (Pulls out iPhone) Nope. No, they played William and Mary tonight.
Scott: Oh, crap. That’s a serious trap game for us. They beat Wake Forest, you know.
Friend: Uh oh…wait. Hold on a sec.
Scott: What?
Friend: Uhhhh….
Scott: What is it? WHAT?!?! For baby Jesus’ sake, tell me!
Friend: (Shows iPhone screen. William and Mary 83, Maryland 77. Scott looks for the little “F” near the score, hoping not to find it. He finds it.)
Scott:  no
Friend:   My condolences, man.
Scott:   So it begins. (Hand begins to shake.)
Friend:  Come again?
Scott:   The cycle…it begins anew.  (Beer glass shatters in Scott’s hand.) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friend:  Dude, you should really have that vein on your forehead looked at. Seriously.  That’s gonna rupture.
Scott:  SMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(Rips clothes, goes on rampage.)

Now that I’m back to normal size, let me congratulate Maryland on this terrific, almost exquisite loss.  Maryland swore it saw the trap game potential here.  They lost anyway. 

On the court, the Tribe followed the model that Cincinnati, Wisconsin, and others have previously executed with success. Continuing a major theme, in the first half the Tribe easily solved Maryland’s press, possibly because the press is easily solved. On the other side, W&M packed the lane and dared the Terps to shoot. The Terps obliged. Unfortunately, top shooters and senior leaders Vasquez and Eric Hayes each went 2-9 from three. Here’s what Coach Williams said after the game:

“We didn’t have the patience or the toughness to go inside with the basketball, so it turned into a shooting contest and they won.”

Doesn’t this kind of situation call for, what’s the word I’m looking for, coaching?  Aw, shucks, looks like the guys aren’t up for pounding it inside tonight against freaking William and Mary. So let’s just start chucking instead. That game plan was kinda optional anyway.

This is where the Gary/Vasquez relationship is so vexing. It’s not all their fault – Jordan Williams, Dino Gregory, Adrian Bowie, Cliff Tucker, and Hayes were all non-factors.  But those two are the clear leaders.  They love each other — they have made that painfully, almost awkwardly clear. But Gary seems to treat Greivis like an overindulgent father whose kid runs wild through the neighborhood. Obviously, none of the players are comfortable asking Vasquez to stop going one on five. So they just watch or join in, letting bad decisions lead to more desperation to more bad decisions ad infinitum. The post-game player comments reflected that, being of the usual, Eeyoresque “I dunno what happened, we shoulda had more energy, mumble mumble mumble” variety.  Fantastic.

I’m a long way from the Fire Gary camp. But where was all that great in-game coaching?  Why do we need to be in mid-February with our backs against the wall before he becomes able to lead his team? Why do we keep having these letdowns?   Why do we seem incapable of learning from our mistakes? What the fuck is wrong with this fucking team?  SMAAAAAASSSSSSHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, okay.  I’m calm.  But the sad fact is, this season looks like the same old tired story. They’re gonna start slow in the ACC. Florida State will be an ass-whoopin — mark that down. We’ll be left for dead. Then we’ll pull out just enough upsets to get on the bubble, with the ACC tournament deciding our final fate. We’ll probably make it and lose again in the second round. Can we just fast-forward to next season? I’ve seen this movie before.

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Another cupcake game, another closer-than-it-should-have-been victory for the Terps. For truly, Danger is their middle name. To the points:

  1. I didn’t watch the game.
  2. Vasquez went 12-20 and finished with 26 points, 8 boards, and five assists. Great stat line and a great sign.
  3. Not to be a Debbie Downer, but this win plus Winston-Salem State doesn’t exactly put Vasquez back on my All-America ballot. I guess I’m a small, miserable person for wanting him to produce in a few games that are actually meaningful.
  4. They outrebounded us by 4. That is not positive. If we keep dogging it on the boards, Florida State is going to eat our lunch. Their frontcourt is no joke.
  5. Sean Mosely was out with a minor ankle sprain, and in his place Cliff Tucker got 11 points and five boards. Jordan Williams also started over Dino Gregory. Both these things are positive.

Bonus: I’m going back to my bender vacation now. Have a good one out there.

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Even more impotant than Maryland doing its job in a 98-55 threshing last night was the fact that Winston-Salem State did its job. Way to earn your money, Rams. To the abbreviated points:

  1. I was less impressed with Vasquez’s near-triple-double than I was with his 4-4 mark from three. A sign not only of accuracy, but of judiciousness. Sweet, sweet judiciousness.
  2. Direct quote from Dino Gregory: “Oil can! Oiiiil!!! Caaaann!!!!”
  3. Cliff Tucker and Adrian Bowie emerged from the doghouse and the Bermuda Triangle, respectively, to combine for a 22, 5, and 5. Not stellar, but hopefully the start of a turnaround for these guys, who currently lead a pretty moribund bench.
  4. We eviscerated them in every single phase except rebounding…a classic Achilles heel for the can-we-start-a-fast-break-now Terps. How are you only going to outrebound them by three? I know they had some frisky bigs (esp. Paul Davis), but still.
  5. If this win can really be considered a momentum builder, let’s hope it keeps up vs. Florida Atlantic on the 27th. Only three more cupcakes and then — hopefully — we can all breathe a big sigh of relief.  That’s our Terps!

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