On Saturday, Maryland became the latest lacrosse team to drink the bitter brew of the upset…one part tears, one part overconfidence, one part lackadaisacality, one part psychological entanglements (for texture), and just to make sure your gag reflex receives full engagement, one part Captain Morgan’s Lime.

We were out of town and thus didn’t see the game, but by all accounts the third-ranked Terps’ loss to unseeded Notre Dame was not easy on the eyes.  The team’s top scorers — Grant Catlino, Ryan Young, and Will Yeatman — combined to shoot 0-13.  That’s not how you win games. The loss was so disappointing, in fact, that it led to head coach Dave Cottle’s resignation last night, after Debbie Yow informed him she wouldn’t renew his contract. According to D1scourse, Cottle has reached the postseason in 22 of his 23 coaching seasons (spread across Maryland and Loyola) but has never won a championship. That’s a record.

D1scourse goes on to state that success in college lacrosse is somewhat unfairly measured by one thing and one thing only, and that’s titles. Fair point. But on the other hand, it’s pretty safe to say that the Terps have become a perennial underacheiver — it’s been 35 years now since Maryland got a banner. That’s a pretty epic dry spell. I’m no lacrosse maniac, but isn’t a change warranted under those circumstances? That’s not a reflection of our quick-fix, drive-through, what-have-you-done-for-me-lately society. It’s been THIRTY-FIVE YEARS. Cottle is literally THE record holder when it comes to underperformance in the playoffs, the outcomes of which, like it or not, are simply weighted more heavily than those of the regular season. That’s true for every sport, and, I would argue, rightly so, given the higher stakes and all.

It’s all the more frustrating because, with all the other upsets that went down this May Madness, Maryland had the Final Four more or less laid out for them on a platter….all they had to do was pull up to the table and tuck in. They couldn’t do it. Again. It cost the coach his job. So be it.

In other news, while the men were foundering in the sludge of mediocrity, the top-ranked women’s team again showed how consistently excellent their program really is by reaching yet another Final Four. The Final Four bracket is filled with lacrosse blue bloods…Maryland takes on Syracuse this Friday, while North Carolina faces defending champion Northwestern in the other semifinal. Good luck, ladies.

(Photo credit: Inside Lacrosse)

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A picture from this year's Red-White lacrosse scrimmage at Byrd Stadium. Red won.

I’ve been sitting here scratching my head since May of last year.  I know, that’s a long time to scratch my head, and it’s really starting to burn.  After an up down season, the Terps ended up with more losses than any other year in the eighty-five year history of the program, but they also pulled a miraculous first round upset in the NCAA tournament of #7 Notre Dame before falling to Syracuse in the second round.  Like you, Maryland’s men’s 2009 lacrosse team left me baffled.  Baffeled!

In fact, the entire sport of lacrosse is baffling to me.  It looks kind of like hockey, if hockey was played on grass instead of ice, with baskets on broomsticks and a ball instead of hockey sticks and a puck, and if the scoring object, in this case a ball not a puck, was tossed around instead of sliding it to each other.  You can see the analogy.  I know that the object of the game is to get the ball into the opponent’s net.  You got to put the proverbial bisket in the proverbial basket.  Maybe that’s all you really need to know to blog a preview.  That and literacy.  To the facts.

  • Fact: The Terps have two National Championships (1973 and 1975), but they haven’t been to the finals since 1998. 
  • Fact: Maryland started the year #7 in the vaunted Lacrosse Magazine poll.  After Duke was upset by Notre Dame, the Terps leapfrogged to #6.  Fuck Duke.
  • Fact: The season already started, and the Terps won their 17th straight home opener by defeating Bellarmine 12-7.  No, Bellarmine is not a club team from Ireland.  They’re a catholic school from Louisville, KY.  Yes, I had to look that up.  1-0 baby, woo hoo!  Next up crosstown rival Georgetown, and then Duke.  Fuck Duke.
  • Fact: Of Maryland’s 16 “Top Players” (which is, apparently, how you look at it in lacrosse rather than just looking at the starters), only five are seniors.  The seniors are in key positions – attacker Will Yeatman brings balance to the offense, defender Bryn Holmes doubles as a master face-off taker, and Brian Phillips holds down the goal.  After losing 12 seniors from last year’s squad, by and large this team is young.  Then again, last year’s squad didn’t live up to expectations, so maybe it’s a wash.
  • Fact: There are ten players on the field for each team in lacrosse: 3 defenders, 3 midfielders, 3 attackers, and a goalie.
  • Fact: Junior Grant Catalino leads the offense in scoring, and he started the year with four assists and two goals against Bellarmine.  That’s like the lacrosse version of a double-double.
  • Fact: The Terps played their home games at Ludwig Field last year during the Tyser Tower renovation but they return to Byrd Stadium in 2010, which should help bolster their homefield advantage.  According to head coach Dave Cottle, “It’s a big-time environment. If you look across the country, it’s one of the best, most impressive places to play lacrosse.”  Fear the Tower.
  • Fact: Coach Cottle has 27 years of experience, and his overall record is 269-111, ranking fifth among active head coaches.  Like many of the other Maryland athletic programs, success on the Lacrosse team starts with solid coaching.
  • Fact: This year’s men’s lacrosse team features a blog of its own, the MLax Blog, written by Patrick Fischer.  Yes, THAT Patrick Fischer, I know.  Where did you think I lifted that nugget about the home opening winning streak from?

Bold prediction: A young Terps squad shocks the nation and ends-up in the finals this year.  I’m really risking my reputation in the lacrosse world with that prediction, but I’m willing to put it on the line for what I truly believe in.  Go Terps!

Now, I may not know much about lacrosse, but I know how to read and write.  I hope you learned something about the 2010 Maryland men’s lacrosse team.  I’m still baffled.

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We're going to end today's practice with twenty moose laps.

We're going to end today's practice with twenty moose laps.

We interrupt the public flogging of Gary Williams for a brief announcement.

Maryland’s lacrosse season starts in 9hrs 38mins and 15sec.  I know this because I have kept a clock on my desk that is counting down to the second the lacrosse season starts.  I have had no assistance from outside sources.

The men’s lacrosse team is coming off a 10-6 season in 2008 that ended in a tight overtime loss against UVA in the NCAA Tournament quarterfinals.  The season was generally viewed as a success, with the Terps pulling-off upsets against highly ranked teams including Georgetown in the beginning of the year (#4 at the time) and a #1 ranked UVA team in the second regular season lacrosse game ever to be nationally televised.  After that game the Terps were ranked #3, hit a bit of a mid-season slide, but ended the year with a strong showing in the tournament.

The 2009 edition of the Terps men’s lacrosse team is big on offense and in the goal.  The Terps heisted 2007 All-American attacker Will Yeatman from Notre Dame.  Will looks like a prep school kid that should be on Notre Dame’s recruiting poster, so I don’t know what we did to woo this guy to Maryland, but he’s 6′6″ 220lbs so we’ll take him.  Adding him to last year’s leading scorer Grant Catalino will boost the attack and make Maryland one of the most dangerous scoring teams in the country.  Grant’s older brother plays for the Duke lacrosse team.  I’m just throwing that fact out there for comment.

Maryland has two All-Americans, Dan Groot and Jeff Reynolds, at midfield.  Goalie Jason Carter is Team Captain, and he shares time with 2009 Pre-season All-American Brian Phipps.  The Terps also have talent in close defense, although they do have to replace three starters from last season so that could be a weak spot for the team.  Coach Dave Cottle led the Terps to six straight tournament appearances including three Final Fours, and has the most ironic last name in lacrosse to boot.    Needless to say, this team is very talented.

The team travels down to Jacksonville, FL to pummel the boys from Presbyterian at Ponte Vedra High School.  I guess the high school is D-I?  That confuses me.  But lacrosse confuses me, so nothing new there.  Maryland enters the season ranked #3 by the Inside Lacrosse Magazine poll.  Inside Lacrosse Magazine is much more powerful than I would have ever imagined.  After a couple tune-up games, Maryland gets #8 Georgetown on 2/21 and #7 Duke on 2/28.  Something tells me Coach Cottle will have the team ready for those matches.

Expectations are high for this team.  Will they be able to finally break through and get their first National Championship since 1975?  From what I can tell all the pieces are there.  Maryland sports are experiencing a banner year with championships in Field Hockey and Soccer, and the stars seem to be aligned for this team.  I’m going to make a bold prediction and say that Maryland is going to win the National Championship in lacrosse this year.  I will stake my credibility in the world of lacrosse punditry on that statement, and I dare anyone to refute it.  Go Terps!

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