Vasquez Finally Shows Up

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Vasquez, I wish I knew how to quit you. But I just can’t. You won’t let me. You’re like ten thousands spoons when all I need is a knife. But in the end, I learn to love those spoons, with their rounded edges and scooping abilities. Isn’t that ever so ironic, just like your off-the-charts performance on Saturday? You scored 20 points, including some second-half three-point DAGGERS, to help lead Maryland to a monstrous 83-72 victory over those Ohio Valley Conference up-and-comers, the Eastern Kentucky Colonels. After missing a morning shootaround, Gary Williams held you out of the starting lineup (and rightly so). This halted your consecutive starts streak at 80. But here’s where it gets so ironic. According to your postgame comments, it was only through the NOT playing that you finally remembered how TO play. Hollywood, eat your heart out.

“This was a great game for me to sit on the bench and see everything from the outside in, and get back to what I am. I’m the crazy guy that plays at Maryland and makes plays that people sometimes don’t believe. That’s who I am. I’m going to be myself from now on.”

OMG. I have goosebumps right now. You see how everything comes full circle? It’s almost like God himself came down and hit the snooze button that morning. Nevermind that the fourth-place team in the Ohio Valley Conference had us tied up with eight minutes left. Never mind that! We got the W, Vasquez shot 50 percent (although 2-7 from three–but never mind that!), and all’s right with the world. You know what I mean? Happy holidays to me.

And bless Vasquez for seeing the wonderful irony in his benching. For taking the time to reflect. This is best for all of us, because whatever helps Vasquez to remember he’s a crazy guy who just makes crazy plays is ultimately in all of our best interests. Vasquez, you so crazy. You so crazy, forever. xoxox

(Photo credit: The Baltimore Sun)

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A lot was made earlier this year out of Malcolm Gladwell’s story in the New Yorker that wondered why the full-court press wasn’t used more in college hoops.  The article basically uses a 12-year-old girls team (and only partially metaphorically…huh) to argue that weaker teams can just rely on moxie and the element of surprise to press opponents into submission, so why can’t it work for college teams.  I like that line of logic.  If it works for 12-year-old girls, it will work for me.  That’s like my life mantra.

Anyway, Gladwell then goes on to discuss Rick Pitino, the forefather of the modern full-court trap.  He notes that only a handful of teams now run the press. Pitino’s Louisville team still does, as do a few others like Clemson, Mizzou, and a certain group of Maryland Terps.

But does this relative underutilization mean that it is an underestimated defensive weapon, as Gladwell argues?  Or instead, is the full-court press going the way of the sports goggle?

There are ringwraiths circling me as I type this, but I think I must say it’s the latter.  Take as an example, oh, I don’t know, Maryland.  So far, they’re ninth in the ACC in scoring defense.  Now, the Terps certainly don’t suck on defense, and the press still works (they’re tops in the ACC in turnover margin), but more and more often it seems to work less and less effectively.  When Maryland has played top-level opponents this year (all losses), the opponent’s FG percentages were 44.3% for Cincinnati against a 44.7% total average for the season thus far, a scorching 49.1% for Wisconsin versus 45.8% overall, and 40% for Villanova versus 43.2% overall.  Based on that, it would seem that Maryland’s D is not unsolid. Until you factor in that these teams have been playing mostly cupcakes all season.  Shouldn’t the FG percentage be much lower against Maryland? It certainly shouldn’t be higher.  But this is the cost of the full-court press.  If your opponent breaks it, they get easy scores.  Obviously, if you want to make a case against Maryland’s defense, you can’t lay it all at the feet of the press.  But still, have you watched the games? At times, people (most notably Cincinnati) bust up our trap like it’s a wall of empty lipstick tubes. Our defenders don’t get back, and that’s all she wrote.  Bunnies galore.  It’s a regular Watership Down out there.  Hoo-ah!

But it’s not just a Maryland problem. Remember when Pitino’s Louisville team, seeded first in last year’s tourney, lost to Michigan State in the regional semifinal after the Spartans left their press in tatters?  And that was the guy who supposedly pioneered the modern system.  Now there is news that Michigan State may reinstate the press, but not in the riskier “trap” incarnation — they’ll just guard their men for the full length of the floor as a wear-down tactic, not as a means of creating turnovers and such.

So if the press really is becoming a relic, why is that? My theory is as follows.  In order to run a good press, you need length and athleticism, and you need hustle.  Let’s first address the former.  History seems to point to the 80s (Pitino’s Kentucky Wildcats) and early 90s (UNLV) as the heyday of the full-court press. Undoubtedly, college basketball was a different world back then. The top schools got the best athletes, players who could simply pin their competition in the corner until they started crying.  But it’s not like that anymore. Some of this has to do with the NCAA reducing the number of scholarships a team can offer from 15 to 13 in 1991. This stopped the D-1 oligarchs from stockpiling top players, thus leveling the proverbial playing field somewhat. More of it has to do with the fact that the most gifted players typically don’t stay in college very long anymore. So it’s tougher for even the top teams to gain a clear advantage in the size/speed/length/athleticism department. Since neither of these trends is liable to reverse any time soon, the oppressive old-school trap — in which longer, better players simply walled off the opposing ballhandlers — just doesn’t exist as it once did.

Now for the hustle part.  Lacking a clear athletic advantage, you have to rely on pure hard work to succeed with the press.  Maryland hasn’t shown they have that desire, at least on defense. That would explain the emerging opinion that Maryland just isn’t at their best when they press.  And this isn’t a new phenomenon for our current crop of players. Last year, the press broke down in one of our most horrific losses of the season, to Morgan State. After that game, Gary Williams noted the following:

“The one thing about pressure defense is you really get exposed when you’re not working hard. The press is one thing, but after we scored a couple of times, they just threw it to half court and went down and scored on us, whether we were pressing or not pressing. We weren’t getting back at all.”

Which brings us back to Gladwell’s point. The full-court press worked for the little girl team because the opponent wasn’t prepared for it. But in the college basketball ranks, most teams nowadays are quite well-versed in beating the press.  After all, it’s not rocket science. You stay out of the corners, you move the ball quickly and cleanly, and once the opportunity presents itself, you lob over it. Badda bing badda boom. If the pressing team doesn’t get back (and Maryland has shown this tendency, as Gary himself noted above), you get an easy bucket. I wouldn’t be surprised if some opposing teams wanted to see Maryland’s press. You spend half an hour on it in practice and you’ve got it solved, because the press is predicated on just out-hustling or imposing your physicality on the other team.  And if you can’t do that, well, you can’t do it.

So there you go. I know it’s a key part of Gary’s up-and-down, defense-into-offense philosophy. Maybe it’s something to use only in favorable situations. Maybe he could institute a man press, Tom Izzo style. Or maybe he does neither of the above. He’s the awesome coach, after all, not me. And I’m not saying it’s completely broken. Sometimes, though, you shouldn’t always just dance with the horse that brung you. Because that horse could be old. Or dead.

(Photo credit: The New Yorker)

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With forward/center Dino Gregory returning to action this Saturday against Eastern Kentucky after being suspended for some academic violation, speculation is heating up on how he might be used and how he might contribute in the Terps’ lineup.

Here’s what it basically boils down to, OK? You can only have five players on the court at one time, right. So they’re gonna need to figure out whether they want to bench somebody to make room for Dino in the starting lineup. They could bench most consistent player Landon Milbourne (negative), maddening but most talented player Vasquez (negatory), or rock solid player Eric Hayes (negarino).

So that leaves Jordan Williams. Either he’ll be benched for Dino or Dino himself will sub in.

I think I have solved this mystery. The smoking gun is a quote from Gary Williams given after the Villanova game. Let’s go to the block quotes:

“We’re supposed to get Dino Gregory back by the 12th, according to the powers that be. We look forward to that, to him playing in our next game. He’ll give us more depth, more size on the inside. He’s a very good defensive player, a good rebounder, and we need that.”

Depth. See that? Dino will give us “depth.” If he had said “he’ll give us a more consistent presence inside,” or “he gives us more experience inside,” or “he’s going to give us more scoring on the inside,” then I’d say that Jordan Williams’ starting spot was in jeopardy. But he said none of those things. So to me, it doesn’t matter if Jordan Williams is green, or forest green, or lime green, or seafoam green. He’s gonna remain the starter. As the saying goes, you can’t teach six-ten. And Jordan just had his best game as a Terp, posting 19 points and 12 boards against Nova. Not to mention that Gary said after the game that Jordan was “a man.”

So what would Dino give us off the bench? Just hustle and rebounding and hustle and defense, along with his purportedly improved offensive game. Sounds like a pretty doggone good sixth man to me. Especially when you consider that our bench, to be frank, seems to be made of balsa wood and Bubble Yum up to this point. In 11.1 average minutes per player per game, the Padgett/Choi/Tucker/Bowie/Goins smorgasboard is averaging 3.14 points, 1.92 rebounds, and a crisp 0.74 assists per game. That is not very good. And a couple of them seem to have some between-the-ears issues that anything-for-the-team Gregory could help rectify.

All in all, the bench needs some buttressing, stat. And that’s where Dino fits.

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Know your rotation guys: Adrian Bowie

(For the previous installment of Know Your Rotation Guys, click here.)

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If Gary Williams wants to start a small lineup, Adrian Bowie could be a starter. However, just for fun let’s slot him to the rotation area for now.

When I think about Adrian Bowie, I think about X factor. When he’s on, the team seems to fire on all cylinders. He’s got charisma out there on the court — when he’s got the ball, people seem to sit up a little straighter. Eric Hayes is great, but his game isn’t to score…any substantial points from him are gravy and that’s just the way it is. So to prevent Vasquez from trying (and, sorry to say, often failing) to go 1 on 2 every possession, we need another scoring option. Sean Mosely is emerging in this area, but Gosh willing, Adrian Bowie will provide that option for us as well.

With Bowie’s great quickness and athleticism, it’s relatively easy for him to slash to the hoop and to defend other guards in the conference. I’d go so far as to say he’s the only pure slasher on the team (with Vasquez being more of a “pure scorer”). His weakness has always been the shooting. In the team’s exhibition victory over IUP early this week, he had an efficient and encouraging effort, getting 8 points on 3-6 shooting to go with 6 assists, 2 boards, 3 steals, and no turnovers. That’s called stuffing the stat sheet. He missed both of his three attempts, though.

After training hard over the summer with Cliff Tucker and Dino Gregory, he feels his all-around game is more efficient and just better. To sweeten the deal even further, Bowie bleeds Maryland red, black, white, and gold. Seriously, it’s disgusting, I’ve seen it. Bowie literally grew up washing Walt Williams’ socks as a Terps ballboy.

Last season, he averaged 18 mpg and 6 points. I see those and all his other numbers going up. He came on late last year and showed some poise under pressure, scoring in double figures in each of their last three games, including a 12 and 7 in the tournament win over Cal. The season is ultimately going to come down to Vasquez and the bigs. Everyone knows that. But every good team needs an X factor, a do-it-all guy. That’s Adrian Bowie.

(Photo credit: Christopher Blunck/Inside Maryland Sports)

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Listening to the Terps’ 75-54 exhibition win last night over the mighty Crimson Hawks of Indiana University of Pennsylvania, you never would have guessed that Maryland had, or ever had, anyone on their roster named Dino Gregory.  And that’s noteworthy why, you ask?  Quit bothering you with this stupid exhibition bullcrap, you say? Well, hold on to your hats; this is curious because the Terps do have someone who goes by that name. Look, here he is. And what’s more, he was supposedly the team’s fifth starter entering the season.

So why did Gregory not only not play, but have his very existence expunged from the broadcast as if he were a “Fire Snyder” sign at a Redskins tailgate? Well, now we have our answer. Actually, some people were informed minutes before the game. But I was not. For I have no access, you see.

But now that I’m informed and fully awake, I’m going to be serious for a second here.  Gregory was suspended and barred from Comcast Center last night because of some previous team violations (alleged to be academic misconduct) that have yet to be resolved. The school isn’t commenting, citing privacy rules. This is not boding well. This could mean significant lost time for Dino.

If Gregory does miss real games, it would not be the first time for a Maryland athlete. Maryland QB Josh Portis was caught cheating, had to sit out the 2007 season, and never recovered. He transferred. And of course, in January 2006, Maryland guard Chris McCray was deemed ineligible for the rest of his senior season. This wasn’t some reserve who dropped off the radar; this was a big gaffe. He was the team’s leading scorer and they ended up missing the tournament. Earlier this year, the artist formerly known as Jin Soo Kim was declared academically ineligible before being reinstated a few days later.

This is to say nothing of the Tyree Evans or Gus Gilchrist eligibility fiascoes.

McCray, Kim/Choi, Evans, Gilchrist, Portis, and maybe Gregory. That’s a decent team right there.

I never had the feeling Maryland players and programs weren’t taking school seriously. (Although graduation stats are pretty poor, they’re improving and potentially misleading. But that’s another post.) But it seems fair to ask whether there is a disconnect somewhere. Isn’t someone accountable for making sure players know the rules and get their butts to class? It seems like someone keeps dropping the ball when it comes to making sure players understand expectations (and consequences). And it seems like this stuff happens at Maryland more than other schools. Is that just me? Either way, how many more times do players need to lose eligibility because of some ultimately silly mistake before we stop shooting ourselves in the foot?

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Know your rotation guys: Jin Soo Choi

(The series continues. Read the previous installment here.)

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By now, many fans know the legend of Korean Jin Soon Choi.  Unless, of course, you live in North Korea. Or inside a burlap sack.  A  beautiful, glorious burlap sack.  Either way.

He is the artist formerly known as Jin Soo Kim.  He is the first Korean to play in Division I and in the NCAA tournament.  And he is probably the most celebrated and enigmatic non-Vasquez personality on the Maryland basketball team.

The 6′8″ Choi, who spent some of the offseason playing for Korea in the FIBA Asia championship (they finished seventh), committed to Maryland in 2007 after Gary Williams watched one workout and made him an offer on the spot. Choi once allegedly hit 17 of 20 threes in a workout, and has drawn comparisions to Reggie Miller and Dirk Nowitzki (the latter from Williams himself).  He’s quick for his size and has good handle, but his big weapon is that long-distance stroke. The Terps haven’t had a money-in-the-bank perimeter shooter since Drew Nicholas (or maybe Mike Jones, if you’re feeling charitable), and this squad, so heavy on penetrators, could use a sniper to loosen up opposing defenses.

Jin Soo has basically been a folk hero at Maryland since he first set foot on the court. The big blue ox he rides around the campus also helps, as does his willingness to challenge any machine who would seek to supplant the works of man. Whenever Choi got into a game last season, the crowd went wild.  He blocked a shot once and I thought Comcast Center was going to shoot into orbit.  Unfortunately, though, his stats aren’t quite as eye-catching as his back story; in 6.5 mpg last year, Choi shot 24 percent from three and 29 percent overall.  This year, in the team’s second scrimmage, he netted two boards and zero points on 0-6 shooting in 32 minutes, prompting Gary Williams to opine thusly:

It’s got to be more than a jump shot…it’s got to be a complete game. You have to bust your butt on the defensive end of the court. You have to be a good passer at that three position that he’s playing right now.

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So basically, the guy camps out behind the three-point line and that’s about it.  With so many guys having a legit shot at PT this year, especially in the wing spots, that’s just not gonna get er done.  He did a little better in the first scrimmage — 3-10 for 10 points, five boards, two steals — but still not setting the world on fire.

Now, clearly, Choi’s case is more complicated than others.  He moved to the U.S. when he was 14, and has a lot to overcome. His English remains limited, and he calls academics his biggest challenge so far in the states.  He does have family nearby, including a brother who graduated from Maryland in 1999, but I can only imagine that this continues to be a huge transition, on and off the court. Off the court is self-explanatory. On the court, he simply seems uncomfortable against D-1’s stronger, tougher players, none of whom look like, act like, or, uh, share any discernible cultural attributes with him. 

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This adjustment could take years, if it ever happens. Fortunately, on the court, there may be a relatively easy solution. Choi needs to bulk up.  A lot.  He needs to be, like, frying Snicker’s bars in bacon grease.  Gary should hire a nagging Jewish mother to follow him around:  “Jin Soo, eat something!  Why don’t you take a little bread with that?  You’re skin and bones!”   A little more mass would give him confidence and reduce his getting-pushed-around quotient.  Choi apparently has added muscle and is up into the 200 lb. range, but he’s gotta keep it up.  No one expects Charles Barkley, but when you’re 6′8″ and you’re gonna play the three, you can’t be all reedy like that.

I think coaching also plays a large role for Choi.  Hopefully they’re helping him with more than just learning the offense or explaining the definition of ”pick and roll.” There’s psychology at work here.  Hopefully they’re helping Choi feel more included and comfortable around his teammates, which ultimately translates into more confidence in the face of his opponents.  It’s not that Choi plays scared.  It’s just that when you grew up on the other side of the world, anything that can help you feel more at home is gonna be welcome.  I know I’m not saying anything the coaching staff doesn’t already know.

Bottom line:  if we can develop him in a meaningful way, we’ve got a player. Otherwise, he’s in danger of becoming a sideline novelty.

(Photo credit: UMTerps.com)

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The AP and ESPN/coaches preseason polls are both out. Maryland tops the “other schools receiving votes” category in each, meaning they’re the consensus #26 team heading into the season.

Most teams and coaches go to great lengths to make clear how little these polls mean to them. Methink they doth protest too much, in fact. And that’s another reason why Gary Williams is so great. He tracks the polls and he’s not afraid to show it. Gary is also delightfully shameless when it comes to playing the “no one respects us” card with his players. This ranking serves up that option on a silver platter for the Terps, while at the same time quietly placating Gary. At least a little. In other words, he can play the “no one respects us” card without having to worry about whether it’s actually true. I likey.

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As the football team gets increasingly left for dead, more and more Terp fans are turning to basketball to soothe their wounded pride.  And after Maryland Madness last weekend, the hoops season is officially underway. The men’s team isn’t getting a ton of respect in the preseason polls, but that’s OK. We’re a better team when we’re undervalued. The women’s team is full of freshmen but are expected to be relatively solid.

Based on the limited knowledge you get from Maryland Madness, both teams looked fine. I watched the coverage on TV, and here are some photographic highlights.
 
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Freshman crop of women’s talent was introduced.
 
IMG_2185 Senior Emery Wallace, who is out for the season with injury, did a lengthy sideline interview anyway.  For some reason.   Good evening, Emery. 

 

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And now……the head coach of YOUR Maryland Terrapins….oh oh oh OH oh…

  
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Surprise! Vasquez took the mike. “You’ve all gotta support us no matter what, OK” he said. No, Vasquez. I will agree to no such thing.

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thank goodness for greivis

“I love him,” Williams said yesterday as he sat at the conference table in his office at Maryland.

“I love Coach,” Vasquez says often.

- Mike Wise, Washington Post, 6/17/09

And I love both of those guys.

All I have to say is thank goodness for Greivis.  For all his trash talking and middle fingering, Vasquez is the heart and soul of the Terrapins, not to mention that he’s also most of their offense.  I breathed a sigh of relief yesterday when Vasquez withdrew his name from the NBA Draft.  It would have been a shame for him to go undrafted and lose his eligibility, stranding the Terps without a leader and with a big hole in the back court.

In his column, Wise alluded to the fact that Vasquez will use this draft snub as motivation to run faster and jump higher.  I disagree with that assessment.  Greivis is the one guy that doesn’t have room for more motivation.  Whether you love or hate him, you can’t question this guy’s drive.  He literally willed the team into the tournament last year.

As for the reports that the Terps have given up on Lance Stephenson, I say good riddance.  I’m sure he’s as talented as everyone says he is, and I admit that I’ve written in the past that he could have been the missing link for a deep tournament run this year.  But let’s face it, the kid would have brought the circus to town.  The last time I wrote about Stephenson I hadn’t realized that he stood accused of sexual assault.  Maryland is first and foremost a respected academic institution.  Would the school want to bring in a kid that stands accused of sexual assault to be the face of the program?  No.  Leave that to the Memphises and Floridas of the world.  It seemed clear that Williams and Stephenson would have been oil and water.  No matter how talented he is, one year with Stephenson could have done more damage than good.

Like last year, the Terps will be coming into this season with front court auditions and holes in the rotation.  Unlike last year, the Terps will come into this year knowing they have a guy that can lead the team to the tournament.  If the rest of the team works as hard as Greivis does, then there’s hope they can make a legitimate run at the ACC.

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Gary Williams: Hi, Lance. Hey, thanks again for agreeing to meet me here.

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Lance Stephenson:  Sure. Hey, coach, I just want to say I’m sorry…you know, for putting you through all this. It’s just that…I’m just very confused right now.

Gary: I know you are, Lance. And that’s okay. I’m not mad. You know I would never pressure you.  That’s the last thing I would ever do.

Lance: You have no idea what it means to me to hear you say that.  Because, you know, one day, you feel so sure of yourself.  Everything was, you know, set up. Life was finally — finally! — coming together for me. And then I saw you in the stands the other night, and, well, all the old feelings just came rushing back.

Gary: When you say it was all coming together — you mean Kansas, right? You were going to go to Kansas?

Lance (looks down demurely): Yes. Yes, Gary. I won’t lie to you. I was going to go to Kansas. But then you were there! In the stands! I…everything just unraveled.

Gary: And that’s okay, Lance. It’s okay to have these feelings. Hey, I know a lot of schools are interested in you. Who wouldn’t be? You’re an amazing guy, Lance. You’re a 6′5″ guard with huge ups and a perimeter game to boot. You can get into the lane whenever you want. Does it hurt me to see these other schools wooing you? Sure, it hurts. Of course it hurts. I’m a human being, after all. Never forget that. But even so, despite all that, I want you to know, Lance…that I’m here for you. I’ll always wait. You know what’s been going on with me lately. I just haven’t been right. Don’t you see that you’re my big chance to turn it all around? You could be the one who saves me, Lance. I see myself complete in your eyes.

Lance: Wow, coach. I mean…wow. Hearing you talk like that, well, it makes me want to sign a letter of intent right here, on this table. But then I look at your team, and I see…I see…

Gary: What is it, Lance. You can tell me anything.

Lance: I just can’t stop myself from thinking about Greivis.

Gary: What? Greivis Vasquez?

Lance: Yes, coach. You know what Greivis I’m talkin about. Don’t insult my intelligence. Don’t you do that to me, Gary!

Gary: Okay, no, you’re right. I’m sorry. Yes, he does play the same position as you. And he’s a senior next year. So maybe playing time will be limited for you. At least the first season.

Lance: But what if I’m only there for one season? I have my future to think about, too. Everyone keeps telling me I’m a lottery pick, that I could be a lottery pick right now if the rules allowed it. So I can’t make you any promises beyond one season.

Gary: And I know that, Lance, I really do. I swear on my mother’s grave.

Lance: Don’t swear on your mama’s grave, Gary.

Gary: Okay, sorry, you’re right again. You’re always right, Lance.

Lance: I don’t care for swearing…especially about nobody’s mama.

Gary: Right. So I know you could go after one season. I know it. And that’s okay. Did I ever say you had to commit to me for more than one season?

Lance: Well…

Gary: Come on. Did I?

Lance: No, Gary. You didn’t.

Gary: Right. And that’s the kind of guy I am. I don’t know what Bill Self told you, or what the St. John’s guy told you, but I do know what I told you. And what I can promise you. And I can promise you this: if you come to Maryland, we will make it work. We’re gonna make beautiful music together, Lance. Just you wait and see.

Lance: I want to believe you, Gary. It’s just…I just need….I just need a little more time.

Gary: Fine, Lance. Take all the time you need. Late signing period is April 15 to May 20. Take all the damn time you need.

Lance: Don’t swear at me!

Gary: Waiter! Double chivas on the rocks, please!

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