On Saturday, Maryland became the latest lacrosse team to drink the bitter brew of the upset…one part tears, one part overconfidence, one part lackadaisacality, one part psychological entanglements (for texture), and just to make sure your gag reflex receives full engagement, one part Captain Morgan’s Lime.

We were out of town and thus didn’t see the game, but by all accounts the third-ranked Terps’ loss to unseeded Notre Dame was not easy on the eyes.  The team’s top scorers — Grant Catlino, Ryan Young, and Will Yeatman — combined to shoot 0-13.  That’s not how you win games. The loss was so disappointing, in fact, that it led to head coach Dave Cottle’s resignation last night, after Debbie Yow informed him she wouldn’t renew his contract. According to D1scourse, Cottle has reached the postseason in 22 of his 23 coaching seasons (spread across Maryland and Loyola) but has never won a championship. That’s a record.

D1scourse goes on to state that success in college lacrosse is somewhat unfairly measured by one thing and one thing only, and that’s titles. Fair point. But on the other hand, it’s pretty safe to say that the Terps have become a perennial underacheiver — it’s been 35 years now since Maryland got a banner. That’s a pretty epic dry spell. I’m no lacrosse maniac, but isn’t a change warranted under those circumstances? That’s not a reflection of our quick-fix, drive-through, what-have-you-done-for-me-lately society. It’s been THIRTY-FIVE YEARS. Cottle is literally THE record holder when it comes to underperformance in the playoffs, the outcomes of which, like it or not, are simply weighted more heavily than those of the regular season. That’s true for every sport, and, I would argue, rightly so, given the higher stakes and all.

It’s all the more frustrating because, with all the other upsets that went down this May Madness, Maryland had the Final Four more or less laid out for them on a platter….all they had to do was pull up to the table and tuck in. They couldn’t do it. Again. It cost the coach his job. So be it.

In other news, while the men were foundering in the sludge of mediocrity, the top-ranked women’s team again showed how consistently excellent their program really is by reaching yet another Final Four. The Final Four bracket is filled with lacrosse blue bloods…Maryland takes on Syracuse this Friday, while North Carolina faces defending champion Northwestern in the other semifinal. Good luck, ladies.

(Photo credit: Inside Lacrosse)

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Did we call it, or did we call it? Only one goal off on the prediction…I’ll take my Pulitzer any time now. I was out of town and didn’t see the game, but it looks like another great chapter was written in the Terps-Blue Jays lacrosse rivalry on Saturday. And this year, for the first time in four freakin games, the Terps came out on top, staving off early scoring woes and a late Hopkins comeback to net a 10-9 victory in a physical grudge match.

Will Yeatman was able to play, and combined with fellow usual suspects Grant Catalino, Ryan Young, and Travis Reed for six goals and five assists in the effort. Hopkins attacker Steven Boyle and middies John Greely and Michael Kimmel scored all but two of the Hopkins goals. Blue Jays freshman goalie Pierce Bassett was apparently overmatched in there, as he gave up 10 goals to eight saves. This summary pointed to hustle stats as the key difference — 13 face off wins and 23 ground balls for the Terps, versus 9 and 21 in those categories for Hopkins.

Maryland maintains fourth place in this week’s poll, heading into this weekend’s ACC tournament. With ACC teams occupying four of the top five poll spots, it’ll be an interesting tournament for sure. Go Terps!

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“…gave proooof through the niiiight, that our flaaag waaas stillll theerre…
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!”

Yes! That was awlsome. Never gets old, buddee! I don’t even knoe the rest of the anthem, man. I’m just waitin, and I’m waitin, and then I goe “OH!” when it says “Oe say does the banner wave.” Awlsome, man.

I’m always excited this time of year. See, I’m a Murland guy. Balmercounny, born and raised. I got my undergrad degree down there in College Park near Warshington, then med school at Hopkins. That’s right, buddee. I’m a new-roe-surjen. That surprise you? Welcome to Balmer.

But since I went to boethe schools, I’m conflicted during lacrosse season, you knoe? That’s why I wear my Terps shurt and my Hopkins hat when I go to the Day of Rivals at Ravens Stadium! It’s like Christmas Day for Murlanders, except instead of Jesus Chroyst, we got the best rivalry in lacrosse. This is their hundred-and-sixth meeting.

Plus it’s a real good party! Everyone’s real friendly and normal, once you get past the accents. Here, meet my kids. This is Brian, and this is Ryan, and this is Bryan, and this is Brynn, and this is Cal, and this is Ryanne, and this is Caitlin, and this is little Cal-bryn. With a hyphen. Want a Natty Boe? Here you goe, buddee! After the game we’re gonna walk down to the wooder. Wanna goe? I love the harbor wooder this time of year. The sludge bubbles up and makes this irridescent crust on the surface. You gotta see it, man, it’s awlsome. Swear to God.

This year, Hopkins is a little down by its standards, ranked 16th in the poll, while Murland is up at number four. Then again, the Bloe Jays have a 67-37-1 all-time series advantage, and more importantly have won three straight and 12 of the last 15 against the Terps. Throe out the record books on this one, hun. Throw em ourt!

But wait, there’s more reason for optimism if you’re a Bloe Jay fan. Turps second-leading scorer Will Yeatman is a game-time decision with a broeken left thumb.

Hopkins plays a smart game (just like it’s students, heh!), and that better continue, cuz Murland is second in D-1 on “extra-man” opportunities. Why doen’t they just cawl it a power play? I doen’t knoe.  Murland is always great on offense, thoe. They’re scoring 11 goe-wulls a game this season, thanks in large part to Grant Catali-noe, who busted out of a mini-slump with three goe-wulls against Navy. And don’t forget about Ryan Young…eighth in the country in assists! GOE ROYAN!

Here’s the bottom line, thoe: Murland has an awlsome offense and a good defense. Hopkins is good at everything (ranked 22nd in scoring defense and 23rd in scoring offense, how’s that for balance!), but they’re not really awlsome at anything. And they got a lot of youngsters on the team, including Pierce Bassett as their goe-wull-ee. He’s been awlright, but he did give up eleven goe-wulls against North Curlina.

I think Young, Catali-noe, and the rest of the Terps are gonna take it to the youngsters, especially if Hopkins get sloppy. But Bloe Jays lacrosse, man, they always make it tough. This time, thoe, for the first time in a long time, it goes to the Terps!!

Prediction: Maryland 10, Hopkins 8

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