And so is Shell Games. Oh ho! Ho! Ahhhh, that was clever. I haven’t seen misdirection like that since Steve Francis stole Troy Hudson’s soul. I heard he makes it get him hamburgers.

Mmmm…hamburgers.

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I actually prefer the NBA draft to its football counterpart. No pesky long snapper rankings to memorize, it doesn’t take three weeks to complete, no Chris Berman and his Groucho Marx routine or whatever it is he’s doing up there. But also, the NBA draft is more dramatic, somehow. It’s more funner. You know?  There was the Frozen Ping Pong Ball Conspiracy of 1984. Rashard Lewis weeping in the green room.  And of course, what Terp fan can forget a scowling Steve Francis stomping up the aisle to receive his Vancouver Grizzlies hat after Chicago passed him over for Elton Brand with the top pick?  Yeah, that was great.

And just to make certain that this year’s draft (Thursday, 7 p.m., ESPN) is featured on all the Plays Of The Day segments, the league invited one Sr. Greivis Vasquez to attend the proceedings in person. Okay, now I’m excited. Will he stand on a table? Shimmy up to the stage? Challenge DeMarcus Cousins to a crazy-off? Will he ruffle Jay Bilas’ hair? What about David Stern’s hair…is that safe? There is simply no telling. Will he flip the bird to MSG if they start heckling him, which seems quite plausible? Will he blow the vuvuzela? It’s all on the table, man. It’s all in play.

Say what you want about Greivis, but the man makes for good TV. I just hope that he makes the good kind of good TV. And to ensure that, he probably needs to go in the first round. And if the Internet is any indicator of the truth — and I think we all know that it absolutely, definitively is — there’s an increasingly decent chance of that.

Slam Online has him going 29th to Orlando, but the scenario drawing the most buzz at the moment has the Vaz heading to The Land That Time Forgot, or whatever Memphis’s tagline is.  Memphis apparently loved Vasquez’s workouts, and now may be looking for him at 25 or 28.  Apparently the organization enjoyed its last experience with a talented-but-tempermental Maryland guard so much, they’re going to buy another ticket on that wild ride. Although by all accounts, this one will probably turn out better.

There seem to be two main factors at play in the decision.  One, Memphis’ starters led the NBA last season in minutes played; they need depth. Who in the draft is better suited to provide a spark off the bench right away for a bad NBA team than Vasquez? Without doing a shred of research, I can assure you that the answer is nobody. But honestly, he can be flexible on both ends of the court, he has good passing and court vision, he’s a dogged defender and an emotional catalyst. He is spectacular at nothing, but decent at everything and willing to work his butt off and kick other guys in the butt. To me, that epitomizes a bench contributor.

The second and perhaps less flattering factor is that a lot of the higher-profile prospects are actually refusing to work out for the Grizzlies.  Awesome.  So far, Gordon Hayward, Eric Bledsoe, Avery Bradley, and several others have presented Memphis with the big, fat dick in a box. Grizzlies, if they want to give you the cold shoulder just because you’re “hemorrhaging money” or “don’t know how to assemble a viable NBA team,” then they weren’t real friends to begin with.  Where are their priorities as people? I know, seriously.

And as if the Grizz needed even more salt in the wound, the aforementioned Slam mock has Vasquez going to Orlando only because they predict Memphis won’t get in their pick on time. Now, see, that’s just cold, Slam.

Bottom line: These guys don’t understand Memphis. Vasquez understands Memphis. He already has a rapport with the city. What more could they want?

Of course, anything can happen. Various mock draft Web sites have Greivis going as low as 55th.   I just hope they keep a camera on him at all times.  That’s how we all win.

(NOTE: This article is also posted at Bleacher Report)

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The Diamondback is reporting that former Terp star and recent NBA departure Steve Francis might be on his way back to College Park — or at least his money will be. The D-back article named the Franchise as a possible investor in Santa Fe Cafe, the venerable downtown College Park watering hole.

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The article adds that “the Fe” is closing May 24 for major renovations, which will include a name change and possibly recasting the establishment as more of a live music venue. Good. CP needs that. Here’s hoping that the quesadillas are also recast. It’s like eating wood glue squeezed between two tortillas.

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Farewell to The Franchise

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It didn’t make a whole lot of news, and it almost got lost in the chaos of Gary Gate 2009, but former Terp and three-time NBA All-Star Steve Francis was waived by the Memphis Grizzlies Tuesday. Could be the end of the line for the 31-year-old point guard from Takoma Park.

Interesting symmetry here…the then-Vancouver Grizzlies took Francis with the second pick in the 1999 draft. Francis, who wanted to go to Chicago with the first pick, famously walked up to the podium with a big scowl on his face (he basically forced a trade not long after). And now, almost ten years later, he has been spit out the bottom of that same crappy franchise. It’s almost like the Grizzlies said “hey, he screwed us ten years ago. Let’s get him now for fifty bucks and a plate of boiled parsnips and then drop him like a bad habit without playing him first. Maybe we could put a kick-me sign on him, too. We could really do that shit.  Oh man, call the Rockets. We’re doing this.”

During his one season as a Terp, the 1998-1999 season (also my senior year at Maryland), I had mixed feelings about Stevie Franchise. On one hand, he had otherworldly hops, and knew how to get the crowd going.  He made ”Plays of the Week” every Sunday. It was awesome watching a 6′ 3″ point guard rise up and flush it on some stiff center. I was at the Maryland-Carolina game at Cole that year, which was televised on CBS, and watched Francis drop 22 on the Tar Heels in a Maryland victory (ah, the good old days). I actually got on TV that game. I made an acrostic sign (“Can’t Beat Steve”) and stood right behind the basket. Funny thing is, it happened to be my Dad’s birthday, and I happened to be a broke college student, so I wrote “Happy Birthday Dad” on the sign, too, and he saw it.  I’m a very good son.  Best cheap gift I ever got someone.

On the downside, Francis, who was a juco transfer, took up a bunch of minutes and, in hindsight, hurt the team chemistry. They lost in the second round of the tourney that year to Ron Artest’s St. John’s team, which was disappointing. We had a pretty good team that year. Senior leaders in Laron Profit, Obinna Ekezie, and Terrell Stokes, plus Terrence Morris and a couple of young guys named Dixon and Baxter. That’s six NBA players on one roster.

That underacheiver status dogged Francis in his pro career, too. He only made the playoffs once, with Houston in 2003-2004, and his team lost in five games. He put up good numbers (19.2, 8.4, 7.6), but it wasn’t enough. That Rockets team was a good one, too…Francis, Yao, Cuttino Mobley, Maurice Taylor when he was still alive, and of course, the immortal Moochie Norris.  Francis’ waiver from the NBA, along with the Stephon Marbury drama, probably signals the end of the shoot-first point guard experiment.

Bottom line:  Francis had some good years, but never really maxed out. It’s hard to put a finger on it, but it was like he assumed that because he could throw down a vicious dunk he would automatically just become the next Jordan. It didn’t go that way. Good solid career, but not great. But hey, he’s set for life and he probably had some fun doing it. So best wishes to Stevie Franchise.

Here’s a pretty damn-near perfect Youtube mix of his career highlights:

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