Editor’s Note: Just because it’s a bye week for the football team doesn’t mean we’re taking the week off. And thus, here’s a preview. Why post a preview when there’s nothing to preview? Because fuck it, that’s why. Plus we’re tired of reading about the economy.
The trick is finding someone who is willing to guest-write a preview that does not preview anything. After all the A-through-D-listers said no, we went to the deep end of the celebrity pool. That’s right: The Internet. Who was willing, and available, for this project? Check it out after the jump why don’t you?
